In Which I Am Hilarious

13 Jul

So I was going through some very old e-mails today and I found one that I sent to my (now) ex-husband:

Hey handsome. I just wanted to let you know that I am here in Madrid
safely. It is a huge, busy city full of graffiti. Pretty awesome. I
am a little intimidated, but trying to mask it. I just paid 7 dollars
for a cup of coffee, too. Tried not to freak. Failed. Also had to
have Coca Light out of mini bar, as I was on the brink of death. Cold/
sinus infection/SARS almost gone. Camel toe count: 1, but a very
solid 1. Will keep track for you. Love you and miss you desperately
already.

Love,

A. Bug

Snort.

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