Things I Have Heard Yelled Outside My Apartment

20 Jul

Fuck! Julie! Julie! Julie! Fuck! Julie!

Thoughts I have had while hearing this:

Am I going to die?

Is this how it ends?

Why is he announcing himself like that?

Should I throw a cat at him?

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One Response to “Things I Have Heard Yelled Outside My Apartment”

  1. An old Alaska guy July 21, 2011 at 7:44 pm #

    Although it can be messy, I find a 12 ga shotgun often quickly resolves such matters.

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