Things That Are True

11 Aug

My boss told me I should start wearing underwear, because it would be less awkward if I shit my pants.

See also: why my boss knows or cares that I don’t wear underwear

See also: why my boss thinks I’m going to shit my pants

See also: why the the hell are we even talking about this?

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