Thanks, Though

26 Apr

On Sunday night, a man spent 10 minutes telling me how awful his ex-girlfriend’s vagina was (is?) and in roughly the same breathe said he’d like to “see me around.”

 I’d rather walk naked on my knees through a field of broken glass than spend time with a man who may publicly Yelp my crotch

 

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