On Being Good

24 Sep

Things that do not make you a good person, in no particular order:

not eating gluten

eating gluten

getting up early

sleeping in

having a child

not owning a television

watching television

making jam or anything else

growing vegetables

being poor

not being poor

Matter of fact, the only thing I can think of that makes you a good person is acting like a fucking good person. I enjoy being superior as much as the next person, DON’T GET ME WRONG, but I wish we could spend more time being nice to each other and less time measuring our proverbial heirloom locally sourced dicks.

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