Timeline

30 Jan

January 20, 2012

 

11:55 Sitting at desk, pretending to write an article about Miss America pageant. 

12:00 Wander into office kitchen, take last chocolate chip cookie because you were just at the Miss America pageant and you deserve all the cookies. 

12:01 Notice that company’s HR rep is in the office, ask what is going on? No one will make contact.

12:02 You are called into the big boss lady’s office (okay she’s second in command) and, while still eating the last chocolate chip cookie, you are fired and given a reasonable but still insulting severance package. 

12:10: Drive home with biggest fucking grin on your face ever.

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