Things I Have Learned About My Former Upstairs Neighbors From My Current Upstairs Neighbor

29 Sep

1. They never vacuumed. Once. I know this because the new chickadee upstairs does vacuum and I can hear it. 

2. They never spoke. I know this because – you guessed it- the girl upstairs speaks and I can sometimes hear it 

3. They had a phantom dog. She, too, has a phantom dog. I CAN HEAR IT. 

 

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