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Conversations With My Little Sister

8 Sep

With many apologies to my shift key.

 

Me: I kinda want a cigarette. Weird.

Little Sister: I just lit a cigarette. GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

Me: OH MY GOD. I AM TOTALLY IN YOUR HEAD.

Ten minutes later

Me: Heathers OnDemand? Yes, please.

Little Sister: I AM WATCHING HEATHERS RIGHT NOW.

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Little Sister: I AM NOT LYING. VERONICA, YOU KNOW I’M ALWAYS RED.

Me: WE ARE THE SAME GODDAMN PERSON.

Little Sister: I AM ALSO WISHING I HAD A BEAN BURRITO.

Me: DAMN IT, ME TOO!

Little Sister: SHUT UP!  HOW ARE WE THE SAME PERSON?

Me: I DON’T KNOW BUT IT IS AWESOME AND SCARY.

Little Sister: THIS IS INSANE.

Me: Hey, we should see if we can get away with only one of us eating!

Little Sister: Okay, you take the first feeding schedule.

 

We had a banana and coffee for breakfast. I’m going to see her tomorrow, and it will be like coming home.

Conversations with My Little Sister

26 Aug

Snapped this pic of the sales chart at job 2.0:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and sent it to my little sister, naturally.

 

Me: For real?

Little Sister: Oh god!

Me: Does it strike you as a bit…anti-semitic?

Little Sister: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

 

Apologies to Jewly.  It isn’t your fault, I know.

Conversation with the Little Sister

19 Jul

Little sister: You know what freaks me out about rompers?

Me: You have to get naked to pee.

Little sister: GET OUT OF MY HEAD.